Me being Me

Ninja by night...

while it may look like i am a crazed assassin here, it is actually the little mermaid that has me in her powers...that is actually a look of fear in a momentary second of weakness on my ninja face.	Another day I was under the knife again..."give me all your candy! Or Else!!!" I went home without any treats that day :(
	Ah the strange family...the life a ninja protecting Lil Bo Peep and the Mermaid baby... so much estrogen, so much aggravation..

Super Model by day....

This is me and my black bitch-i know i'm gonna get in trouble for calling her that!		I'm -- too sexy for this pool....

Occasionally I get straightened out by an 8 year old....the savage learns quickly...

...And than I try to play kiss up for awhile and be nice.

Most of the time I am under the rule of the savage...

"Play ghetto hood rat with me! " ok, she didn't say that , but it's the modern day cops and robbers.	"Matt!! give me a lift! " yes sometimes I'm a transportation service.	"This man works for me!" even on a holiday, she finds ways to take away my freedom

I live for the times that I can take my REVENGE on her!!!

The savage had very few teeth, so I thought it was a great time to make my move!	One of my happiest moments! half buried! mmmmmmmmmmmmm....delicious!!!	even if i can beat her at air hockey..."Eat it you savage!"

I used to have friends.....

But now when I think about going out with them I get punished-->

But if I'm nice to the animals,	do what i'm told,	and paint the girlfriend's toes with a smile on my face....

Then sometimes I get presents!

(but me being me, that doesn't happen often)

I'm told that doesn't matter because this is all I really need: